Forum Discussion
Joey
14 years agoMember
You know you're on chemo when...
Hi everyone,
I thought I'd start a thread to try and find the funny side of chemo, as I truly feel as though I've had my funny bone removed. Usually my sense of humour is what defines me and gets me through the hard parts of life. I don't know how you all feel but I've struggled to find myself in the last 6 weeks since my journey began, and now as I approach my 2nd chemo treatment, I could do with a boost by people who are travelling a similar road to mine.
So I'll start off, and I hope you can share your funny experiences with me....
You know you're on chemo when... you do your hair with a lint remover.
94 Replies
- JoeyMember
Hi TWH! I'll look forward to you adding your own thoughts once you experience the joys of chemo. Good luck xx
Hi all, I start chemo in a couple of weeks and after reading this hilarious blog have a fairly good idea of what to expect.
- JoeyMember
Mel, I've been working out a little bit lately and I've found doing squats are tempting fate...
- MelgMemberJoey... We should all have buns of steel by the time chemo is over from trying to keep those chemo farts under control :) Mel :)
- MelgMemberJoey... We should all have buns of steel by the time chemo is over from trying to keep those chemo farts under control :) Mel :)
- JoeyMember
You know when you're on chemo when you can no longer trust your farts...
- JoeyMember
You know when you're on chemo when you can no longer trust your farts...
- Mich_xMember
I'LL SECOND THAT ONE JOEY, NOT GOOD WHEN YOU HAVE TO GO OUT IN PUBLIC AND LOOK DISGUSTING IN TURBANS AND SCARVES LIKE I DO......
Mich x
- Mich_xMember
YOU MAKE ME LAUGH JOEY, JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED. I HOPE YOU ARE FEELING IN BETTER SPIRITS THAN LAST TIME WE CHATTED.
Mich x
LOL
- JoeyMember
Do you usually mainly get them at night time? Oh, here's a tip. Wear 100% cotton and a cotton blanket is usually best too.
Yes SOOOOO many having chemo. I think we should come up with our own Chemo Anthem, complete with chemo brain. It could go something like this:
"We chemo chicks lets us rejoice, for we are something and something else...what were we singing again? Ouch my aching joints. Who spewed?"