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  • arpiearpie Mid North Coast, NSWMember Posts: 5,570
    hahaha Glad to hear it, @Annie C  ..... I think it is from that Northern Territory Newspaper with the hilarious Headlines!!  LOL   ;) 

    Here's a funny one from a few years back (a very slight religious 'tilt' to it'!)  LOL

    Grandma's day ..... just for a laugh .... worth a read ;)

    The other day I went to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day, because I had just come from a thrilling choir practice followed by a powerful prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. 

    I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus; because if they hadn't honked, I'd never have known . 

    I found that LOTS of people love Jesus. Why, while I was sitting there, the nice man behind me started honking like crazy, and he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of God, GO! GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for the Lord . 

    Then, everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. 

    I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love. There must have been a man from Florida back there, because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach. 

    I saw another man waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. 

    Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing; even he was enjoying this religious experience. 

    A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. 

    I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attend, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So I waved to all my sisters and brothers, smiled at them all, and drove on through the intersection. 

    I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again, and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window, and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. 

    Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!


  • SoldierCrabSoldierCrab Smithton Tas was Bathurst nsw Member Posts: 3,412


    When things get a bit hot  LOL 
  • Blossom1961Blossom1961 Regional VictoriaMember Posts: 1,919
    @SoldierCrab Actually igloo living would be a bad idea for chemo patients. Hot flashes would destroy the living quarters.
  • SoldierCrabSoldierCrab Smithton Tas was Bathurst nsw Member Posts: 3,412


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  • wendy55wendy55 Copper Triangle South AustraliaMember Posts: 627
    @arpie,
    thank you, needed that, !! what a way to start the day with a good belly laugh,
    wendy55
  • SilbaSilba SydneyMember Posts: 113
    Great start to the day !!!!!!! 
  • arpiearpie Mid North Coast, NSWMember Posts: 5,570












  • arpiearpie Mid North Coast, NSWMember Posts: 5,570
    A Xmas one - but i don't want to 'offend'!  ;)


  • SilbaSilba SydneyMember Posts: 113
    HA HA HA !!!!!!
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