Sharing your breast cancer experience with the media

I worked in publishing most of my life. What the media wants is a hook. Something that will get them maximum viewers and be slightly sensational. @SoldierCrab had the right idea. Much more interesting to talk about vaginas than metastatic nodes. I hate to say it but you've gotta make breast cancer look attractive somehow or other. To be hip to have it! That would be news. 
My tongue is planted firmly in my cheek but humour is how I handle all disasters.