Hi Sharon, I really enjoy your humour, but sorry to hear about all your joint stiffness. When I first started Femara I too started to get very stiff in all joints, and even rolling over in bed was awkward and difficult, as was getting out of the car or standing after sitting for awhile. I have found that large doses of fish oil have helped a lot. It has been nearly 2 years since I started the Femara, and with the fish oil I am managing much better than without it. I still have very stiff fingers and 4 trigger fingers, but the leg, foot and hip stiffness has gone. I take 3 in the morning and 3 at night. I always forget to take the lunch time ones, but I get good relief with 6. Good luck. Love Chris