In the last seven days: - I had a Covid19 test - negative - I finally got the guts up to raise body image and sex with a doctor during a telehealth consult with a doctor at a menopause after can...
Some bastarding parrot are my broccoli. Not all of it, just chewed it off at ground level and ate 40mm of the stem. My idiot dog slept through it all, apparently. She has no interest in fresh greens, but it's an entirely different story if the magpies sit on the clothesline waiting for cheese. Not in anyway to be compared to lumpy nuts or other body parts, but it was a what the fuck moment.