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AllyJay
7 years agoMember
Now that I've been reduced to using a wheeled granny walker, this came up. We were about to go out and I said to my Bearded One that I'd better take Sam (the walker) as I didn't want to go arse over tit on our walk. My Beloved pointed out that this was now an impossibility as I no longer had tits!! Somehow saying arse over sternum doesn't have quite the same ring to it....