Silly things people have said to you

I just saw this on another blog and it made me laugh. The blogger wrote..... "What you need are what Mad Magazine used to call “Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions”: 1. “What kind of cancer do you have?” “The highly contagious kind. Don’t breathe in.” 2. “Are you in great pain?” “Only while talking to you.” 3. “Did God give you this disease?” “No, I got it from Lance Armstrong.” 4. “Was Chemo difficult for you?” “Not other than the nausea, vomiting, bone pain & neuropathy.” 5. “Why haven’t you lost weight?” “I’ve got ‘chocolate-coated’ cancer.” 6. “I had a relative who died from cancer.” “Lucky guy — I’m stuck talking to you.” Remember — you can get away with being cranky — you’re on drugs, and you’re sick!" I thought this was classic stuff! Hope you all get a laugh too. Janey xxx