I feel like Ive won the lottery!!

I'd call you AK4F hahahahahaha...  A five foot five and fiesty assualt weapon.  I so wish I had been there :)  I had some twit this morning, I was driving at the shopping centre doing about 15k and I just started on to a crossing as this large (read fat bogan) man and his equally large (read fat female bogan) wife and son stepped onto the crossing.  Fortunately I had my windows up and the AC on.  Well he abused me, danced around, gesticulated.  I stopped, people turned around and looked.  It was obvious that I'd got on to the crossing first because I was almost off it again and he was one step from the kerb.  I just looked at him, thought about letting him have it, then thought no, wasted effort he won't understand, so I smiled, waved, and kept going.  When I got into the shopping centre the three of them were standing in the doorway having a conversation, I walked past, smiled at her in sympathy and kept going.  Thank GOD I don't have to go home to HIM every night.  I feel sorry for the stupid receptionist's husband and children.  So there :P 

Keep writing Christine, put them in a diary, show someone in publishing so I can say I told you so. XXX