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AllyJay
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8 years ago

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life....(Sorry Monty Python).

Well here I still am, left shoulder moves at about three quarters capacity, right side, just the demented penguin flapping thing from the elbow, providing the palm of the hand is face down. All necessary functions, such as dewdrop dabbing, more detailed wiping and swiping in the nearby area, shoe putting onnery,hair combing...okay okay, head fluff rearranging, are now strictly delegated to the left side. Drying after showering also just involves a bit of rubbing here and there and basically air drying the bits I can't reach. This leaves me rather clammy after showering, and trying to get dressed in a hurry, flying solo, is a bit of a challenge. Wednesday was a rush with me doing the Mrs Independent routine. Sitting on the bed, hoping the wet bits dried, I got my two falsies into their pockets in the bra. Now, with much fiddle faddle, I had the whole shebang, with my titties at the back, and hooks at the front all fastened up. This produced a fine film of sweat on top of the remaining moisture, which didn't help matters one bit. I then tried, one handed to rotate the Over Shoulder Boulder Holder to the front, whereupon I would get into the straps and proceed. This did not happen. Everything stuck to everything else, and no easy sliding happened. My pulling and tugging resulted in the one feral silicon titty escaping from the bra, and ending up on the floor in front of me quivering with indignation. Either that or quivering with suppressed mirth, I'm not too sure which. Fortunately, I trilingual in the profanity department, (English, Afrikaans and Zulu). Some prime turns of phrase were the result, and I had to admit defeat, and wait for hubby to arrive (in his lunch break) and finish dressing me, ready for an appointment....sighhhh....

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  • Molly001's avatar
    Molly001
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    8 years ago
    Love it @AllyJay if we don't have a good laugh at ourselves and our predicaments it's a sad stae of affairs, really. Oh the many woes of bc!
  • Afraser's avatar
    Afraser
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    8 years ago
    I had a compression sleeve once, for a very short time, that depressed me in a way canger, chemo etc never did. Flung the thing across the room once. But persevered for more days before going back to my therapist in desperation. Lesson for the future, don't put up with stuff. Wretched thing was not only badly made, but badly measured. Finally settled on a German brand which is hard wearing, perfectly straight forward to put on (none of them are fast!) and works well. 
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    Zoffiel
    Member
    8 years ago

    I really don't know why I persist with trying to wear a bra. I suppose it's habit and an attempt to disguise the fact that my nipples have slid down my poor little foobs and look like the teats on a dog that has had too many puppies.

    I too had an episode recently where I was getting dressed after my swim and pulled my sports bra on without drying myself properly. It rolled up and got stuck under my armpits, This is not the first time something similar has happened, I've actually had to cut one of the bloody things off with chicken scissors, but that's another story. Anyway, I've struggled around in the dressing room in my knickers and finally, with some help from another woman, unraveled the lycra noose, only to find I'd put it on backwards.

    I left it that way, to be honest, it probably fitted better anyway :)

  • SoldierCrab's avatar
    SoldierCrab
    Member
    8 years ago
    @AllyJay
    I have now got a toweling dressing gown it has helped me with the shoulder restrictions etc.... I got my new one from Pillow talk... they are very good as they get 98% of the Moisture. I have perfected the art of "shuggling" out of the dressing gown while seated on my bed this allows me to use it to dry my legs and make sure the bottom is dry. 
    I go flat so I don't have the over the shoulder boulder holders anymore.... 
    Thank you for sharing it made me laugh when we all know it is frustrating to do those normal everyday activities etc.@Afraser
    @Afraser
    compression sleeves are the bane of my life.... I either need another shower by time I get it on.... or I have to get one of my adult kids to help me get it on the right way and with no wrinkles or twists in it..... 


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    Afraser
    Member
    8 years ago
    Ah the joys! I only have one prosthesis to deal with but the first week still lingers in my memory. It seemed quite impossible to get this large slippery ungrab-able thing into my bra with my bra on. So I tried putting it in the bra first and then putting the bra on me which was a bit like a catapult with a brick and about as useful. I discovered that practice in putting on my compression sleeve (the manufacturer's instructions were either compiled by a sadist or wrongly translated) was finally useful as practice did make perfect and the art of prosthesis placement was fairly rapidly mastered. The things you do........