Always Look on the Bright Side of Life....(Sorry Monty Python).

Ah the ever rising boob! I had a softie for almost 12 months (thanks stubborn seroma) and it nearly drove me mad. Fine to put in but every time you bent over, it moved as it effectively had no gravity. I spent half my life adjusting. I was so happy once I got my prosthesis, as it stays put! The moving softie and the sloshing seroma were part of the reason I didn't start going to the gym till after they were sorted out - between the shifting figure and the incoming tide noises, I would have been a trifle conspicuous.