The worst I heard was the day I finally decided to ditch the wig at work. Non of my clients knew of my diagnosis and one man(who is actually really nice and would die if he knew the truth) asked me if I had had a fight with a lawn mower. He was an older man. My sister and I call it senior Tourette's as many older people seem to think they can say whatever they like without thinking it might hurt or offend someone. Sometimes my own parents fall into that category. Luckily I, like you have a great sense of humour.
Keep smiling.
Paula :)