Chicken is fine Bec. In fact, it's probably really sensible. Not that I'm suggesting chickens are particularly sensible, but they some idea when they should run away. Which is most of the time, apparently. And you need to squawk while you are doing it.
OK, maybe being not so much like a chicken but more like an emu? Still knows when to bolt but does it properly with great scaly legged strides. And odd gurking noises. Try not to make the odd noises and moisturise your legs but running the fuck away from more surgery--yep do that.
