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Christmas Funnies ... put them up here for a laugh!
Hi guys
Every now & then, you get a Christmas Card that makes you laugh out loud!! Take a photo of them & whack them up here ........ it can be a stressful time even WITHOUT BC ....
I'll kick it off!! You have to look at this one quite closely!!! It 'could' look like a regular 'manger scene'! HAHAHA (Or is it a Weber BBQ they are fighting over??)
Every now & then, you get a Christmas Card that makes you laugh out loud!! Take a photo of them & whack them up here ........ it can be a stressful time even WITHOUT BC ....
I'll kick it off!! You have to look at this one quite closely!!! It 'could' look like a regular 'manger scene'! HAHAHA (Or is it a Weber BBQ they are fighting over??)
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- An Aussie Rudolph ...
- To add to the list that @arpie started
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me
One Platypus
Two Koalas
Three Kookaburras
Four Gum Leaves
Five Kangaroos
Six Wattles
Seven Echidnas
Eight Emus
Nine bottlebrushes
Ten Lizards
Eleven Boomerangs
Twelve Bilbys - Oh yes - I need to stock up first ..... will do so this arvo!
AND I sang it!! - But wait - there's more!! This is what happens when the PARENTS are naughty! ;)
- hahaha - a little blackmail never goes astray ...
- scales? I don't own any, as long as my jeans fit I am good :) Although I was having a weigh in at chemo sessions, they wanted my weight to stay stable. Thankfully I don't even think I put on any covid weight, at least my jeans confirm that!
- Me Too!
- OK .... we all know the 'real' 12 Days of Xmas ...... do you have any 'alternate' ones??
Here are a few of Aussie Ones .....
On the twelfth day of Christmas My true love sent to me:
Twelve parrots prattling,
Eleven numbats nagging,
Ten lizards leaping,
Nine wombats working,
Eight dingoes digging,
Seven possums playing,
Six brolgas dancing,
Five Kangaroos,
Four koalas cuddling,
Three kookaburras laughing,
Two pink galahs,
And an emu up a gum tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my best mate sent to me:
Twelve lizards running
Eleven wombats napping
Ten roos a leaping
Nine opals shining
Eight roads a winding
Seven dolphins swimming
Six kelpies playing
Five sharks with fins
Four crocodiles
Three kookaburras
Two meat pies
and a koala in a gum tree...Tis the season ... around Australia, any of these may be happening ....
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me :
Lots of thunder booming, Sun shining brightly, 10 snowflakes drifting, Good soaking rain, 8 funnels spinning, 7 chunks of hail, 6 strong cyclones, 5 lightning bolts! 4 green shelf clouds, 3 double rainbows, Fog creeping in... and a shower drifting out to sea (I see this one happening most days!)And probably the best of all .....
These are the lyrics of Derby's version of "12 Days of Christmas"
Twelve ringers singing
Eleven frogs a-leaping
Ten barras biting
Nine mud crabs nipping
Eight footies flying
Seven crocs a-swimming
Six blokes a-fishing
Five cherrabin
Four Norval sculptures
Three kookaburras
Two boab treesA sunset on the jet-ty
