Christmas Funnies ... put them up here for a laugh!
Hi guys Every now & then, you get a Christmas Card that makes you laugh out loud!! Take a photo of them & whack them up here ........ it can be a stressful time even WITHOUT BC .... I'll kick ...
OK .... we all know the 'real' 12 Days of Xmas ...... do you have any 'alternate' ones??
Here are a few of Aussie Ones .....
On the twelfth day of Christmas My true love sent to me:
Twelve parrots prattling, Eleven numbats nagging, Ten lizards leaping, Nine wombats working, Eight dingoes digging, Seven possums playing, Six brolgas dancing, Five Kangaroos, Four koalas cuddling, Three kookaburras laughing, Two pink galahs, And an emu up a gum tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my best mate sent to me:
Twelve lizards running Eleven wombats napping Ten roos a leaping Nine opals shining Eight roads a winding Seven dolphins swimming Six kelpies playing Five sharks with fins Four crocodiles Three kookaburras Two meat pies and a koala in a gum tree
...Tis the season ... around Australia, any of these may be happening ....
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me :
Lots of thunder booming,
Sun shining brightly,
10 snowflakes drifting,
Good soaking rain,
8 funnels spinning,
7 chunks of hail,
6 strong cyclones,
5 lightning bolts!
4 green shelf clouds,
3 double rainbows,
Fog creeping in
... and a shower drifting out to sea (I see this one happening most days!)
And probably the best of all ..... These are the lyrics of Derby's version of "12 Days of Christmas"
Twelve ringers singing Eleven frogs a-leaping Ten barras biting Nine mud crabs nipping Eight footies flying Seven crocs a-swimming Six blokes a-fishing Five cherrabin Four Norval sculptures Three kookaburras Two boab trees
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me :
Lots of thunder booming,