a little ditty
A friend and I worked on this little ditty.
With Chemo, while resting in a comfy chair
The wig replacing the falling hair
I've had enough of this aggravation
Rounds of chemo, then radiation
The medicine chest is full to the top
But if it comes in a capsule a pill or a drop
I've got it covered for all situations
From galloping trots to constipation
My husband complains of his thinning hair
At least he has some in his underwear.
I’ve lost my locks, underarm and thatch
And from the neck up, we almost match
On the plus side my body’s a ninja with mozzies
I can walk round buck naked or only in cozzies
They dare not touch me or suck on my gore
To leave me with welts that are itchy and sore
The babies they’d hatch would be sure to mutate
Growing 2 heads as they try to pupate
Speaking of eating I’m not sure you’d know
The effects of the taste-buds, they wither and slow
So use this time wisely, nutribullet to the max
Mix anything green – Brussels sprouts to flax
The curries I make are so very strong
The family say I could turn it into a bomb
The treatment is there, so give it a shot
This BC is hateful and can just go to pot
Just go day by day and minute to minute
But if you don’t give it a go you’ll never beat it
Comments
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wonderful. Love it. What is the old saying, if we don't laugh we'll cry. I'd rather laugh if I can. Thanks so much for sharing. HUGS, Jacqui xxx
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What a talent- well done and thanks- it is terrific! Mandy
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Well done.!!!! You made me laugh! XX
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Love it Thanks. Kath x
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HAHAHAH Oh no, galloping trots. HAHAHA You couple of charmers.
Great read!
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That's really good. Spoken as written on the inside of things.
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