Both chemos, my pubes all fell out, apart from a weird tonsure on the outside of my bikini line. OK, I know tonsure only applies to scalps, but there is no equivalent word for which I will, just trying to be civilized (I struggle) refer to as the lady garden. Garden indeed. Roundupped in the middle and flourishing across the fence. Years later, I've got a bloody jungle halfway to my knees but only OUTSIDE ME KNICKERS.
Like a chimney standing where a house burnt down--as a reminder of where the fire should have been--I still view my reverse brazillian with amusement. WTAF?