One of the funniest things ever said

Haha, then he would wake up in hospital with the Dr saying you are very "lucky" you didn't kill yourself. LOL

I find some things people say, in response to serious questions so absurd that I'm hugely amused. Enchanted. Ridiculous visions are most entertaining.

Black humour is my stock in trade and doesn't always sit well with people, but it's my brain and I can only imagine running into a wall in an effort to make it stop functioning. Miserable fail, I'd expect, given I can barely raise a slow trot these days. Mxx

Ha ha @Autismandbc - personally I could not run fast enough to even break my nose, let alone .....  
Your housemate at least gives you a giggle ....  😂😂😂