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Zoffiel
5 years agoMember
I had a phone consult with my delightful onc last week too. The conversation was not dissimilar.
"Ahh, Marg-ah-rette, you doing OK, no?"
"No, I'm doing shithouse. Everything aches and I'm absolutely enormous. You should see the fat hanging off me."
"Ah, but you taking the pills for, what, since 2017? That's very good."
"I want to stop."
"Tell you what, Marg-ah-rette. You take them another six months. Then we talk again about stopping."
"That's what you always say."
"That's how we keep going, no?"
"Sometimes I really don't like you."
You know what's making me happy right now? At 2am? A tiny little pot of passionfruit sorbet. It's so good I might just have another.
"Ahh, Marg-ah-rette, you doing OK, no?"
"No, I'm doing shithouse. Everything aches and I'm absolutely enormous. You should see the fat hanging off me."
"Ah, but you taking the pills for, what, since 2017? That's very good."
"I want to stop."
"Tell you what, Marg-ah-rette. You take them another six months. Then we talk again about stopping."
"That's what you always say."
"That's how we keep going, no?"
"Sometimes I really don't like you."
You know what's making me happy right now? At 2am? A tiny little pot of passionfruit sorbet. It's so good I might just have another.