Treatment sillies

VERY important to keep your sense of humour, @Caz1!  Tho I must admit - I've never sucked on a tomato sauce bottle before!  ;) 

Mind you .... hubby used to use an empty Gatorade Bottle bedside for 'midnight wees' cos he was too lazy to get up & go to the loo ..... and yes, he mistakenly took a swig once, thinking it WAS Gatorade - but only the once!  YUCK!!  I think he gets up every time now & visits the loo!  LOL (In his defense, he IS in his 80s & got dementia!!  :( )

My kids thought it was HILARIOUS when I took a swig out of the tomato sauce bottle at the dinner table....thought it was my drink bottle.....I’m glad they can laugh at this darn scenario 

Going in for surgery.  I was one of the last for the day, and had been waiting since the morning with no water etc.  They gave me a drug to help me relax a little before surgery, then when the surgeon asked "what are you having done today?"   I kept telling her I had a limp nose (instead of lymph node).   I just couldn't get the right words out.   I'm so glad she didn't change my nose!! :)  

I was watching a spooky show & a scene had a bunch of candles ..... I made a comment but instead of saying ‘candles’, I said ‘clowns’ ..... it took me a few minutes to get my head around what I’d said to what I was looking at ....... oh, and there were no clowns in that movie lol

Haha, I tried to dry under my boob after my shower this morning. That would have been fine except there is no boob to dry under.

I wanted to hop on the forum this morning but couldn’t find my glasses anywhere. Yep, you guessed it, I was wearing them.

I put the cheese in the pantry at my daughter's house, she didn't find it for a few days.

I have definitely left things in the fridge ....... just can't remember WHAT???

I needed a stretch but couldn't be bothered picking up my drain canisters so just walked back and forth. I sat down and found that I had twisted my drain tubes in knots. Hubby untied them amidst fits of laughter.