Staple day!

Well I was scared.  I have seen what removing staples from paper does to the paper sometimes and I had 16 of the little metal monsters marching across my left breast.  They couldn't stay there looking like someone bit me and left their braces behind.  Every second one got removed with barely a yelp from me, what was I scared of?  An active imagination is not the best thing to apply to the murky scary unknown!