Aren't they vile? Horrible creepy little handbag things. The sensation of catching one of the tubes on the tap handle in the shower...Gargh!!!
I'm an A grade 'leaker' so I've had to lug drains around for extended periods.
My surgeon grimly suggested I was exceptionally irritable which accounted for the volumes of fluid I've produced every time I've had to deal with them. Irritable. I'll give him irritable.
Find a nice bag to put them in and try to ignore them if you can. There is no speeding the process up. Believe me. I've tried.