Meanwhile, in the surgeon's rooms

With husband in tow ...

Dr: You know the drill. Up on the table, top off etc.
(Dr goes to pull the privacy curtain, thereby blocking out my husband)

Me: Oh, that's ok. You don't need to pull the curtain. He's seen it all before.

Dr: I HOPE he's seen it all before!
(Dr then proceeds to giggle to himself for the next minute, muttering "Seen it all before, hehe")

Ah, surgeons! A breed unto themselves but where would we be without them? :)