Nothing like one with the lot, @cranky_granny ! We should start a separate category; The Side Effects That Aren't Side Effects Except That They Appear to be Side Effects
I have a small hiatus hernia but given my propensity to develop all manner of ridiculous post surgical complications I'm leaving it alone. It does, on occasions, give me a strange sensation that feels like I want to swallow when I don't need to. Odd. But not connected to my treatment. Probably. So I'm told. It must be just a coincidence.
It's interesting how many medicos can believe in coincidences. Mainly when it is convenient for them to do so.