I am now on 1/3 cup of OJ to 2/3 water as no longer tollerating water for some reason. Even sparkling holds no attraction.
I did have a little bit of fetta this morning and survived it so decided to be dearin and asked hubby to buy me some Chobani yoghurt as I know it is mild and pasteurised so bound to be safe. Still too scared to try some of the yoghurt I had the othetomorr Decided I need a completely fresh batch... wish me luck tomorrow. AND got hubby to make me a salad for lunch as well. He did comment that the amount of washing of every veg pre peeling post peeling and using new chopping boards in between different veg was way over the top but thankfully he is so over my backside performances all I needed to do was remind him any bacyeri would mean my backside would hit overtime in comparison to current performances and he immediately complied with all my over the top demands for super-hygenic veg treatment.
By the way Kath I AM SO GLAD AND THANKFULL YOU SAID week 2 should be nearing the end of the fiery bum action... from your mouth to God's ears...
I am on day 6 now so counting down... Absolutely overloaded on steamed veggies today hoping that will put the fire out on the inside but seriously they should be putting this in the list of side-effects for AC so people can prepare for it...
Weird how they talk like there is no tomorrow about the heart, various infections, food poisoning and pink wee. But when it comes to constipation and cement like poos or burning behinds that spew molten lava there is not a peep... no wonder so many women end up with hemmaroids, fissures and such ??
I swear the only 2 tings on my mind these past 30 hours are how to avoid the next Mt Buttuvious eruption and how to stop singing "My arse is on fire" at most inoportune times. You know the 'my heart is on fire' lyrics when she wails on and on - well the darn thing is in my head now and I keep on singing it offcourse with the correct body part inserted in place of 'heart'
All I can say is THANK GOD I DECIDED TO TAKE A LEAVE OF ABSENCE FROM WORK!!!
I take my heat off to anyone going through this part off AC and managing to go to work with burning backsides and relentless round the clock farting.
Jel.
