A bit naughty - but funny!!! Show us your 'naughty ones'! Please note some posts may offend.

A woman on her deathbed called her husband and asked him to open a box from under the bed. Inside he found 3 eggs and $7000 in cash. "Whats the eggs for"? asked the husband. She replied "every time we had crap sex I would put an egg in the box. "Not bad" says the husband. 3 eggs in 35 years. And the cash?" he asks.

"Every time I got a dozen I sold them" replied the wife.