On Sunday a Baptist preacher and a Methodist preacher would ride their bikes to church. They would pass each other and would stop to talk for a spell.
One Sunday the methodist preacher saw the Baptist preacher walking to church. "Where is your bike pastor?" He asked. The Baptist preacher replied "someone stole it. Someone stole my bike right from in front of the church. And I don't know who it could have been!" The methodist hatched had a plan. " When you preach your sermon today, preach the ten commanents. And when you get to thou shall not steal just keep saying it. Drive it home. And if the person who stole your bike is a true Christian he will return it"
The following Sunday the preachers passed each other. The Baptist preacher had his bike back. " well it looks like your sermon worked!" Said the methodist preacher with pride.
"No." Said the Baptist preacher " I started preaching the ten commandments and when I got to thou shall not commit adultery I rembered where I left my bike."
