Your post gave me a laugh Zoffiel. Throughout the process I also found out I am lactose intolerant. Something positive here as my poor husband has put up with my 'bad breath' for years but as I now eat lactose free products my bad breath is gone. Also they found I have diverticulitis. I was told women who have had children will often suffer with this as they get older! The surgeon who did the colonoscopy etc...had me trying degas which didn't really help. The buscopan have eased the problem but it's not totally gone away.
Good luck girls. Please let me know if you find anything that's helps.
Anne-Marie