So, no subsidised one-on-one physio available here, only a group exercise program that is perfectly timed to make it impossible to attend while doing the 180 km a day trek to rads. I REFUSE TO BE A...
I bought a big boys' toy to help with the wood splitting as I'm a bit passed beating up trees with an axe now, @Afraser. I do have quite an impressive hammer and axe collection though--if you feel the need to win an uncivilized debate :)