@BlackWidow. In my early working life, I typed reports on post mortems. Our lunch room was in the hospital museum. So, we sat and ate with bits in bottles around us. I saw so many human brains which were intact, sliced and as slides.
I do not want a funeral because I figure if you can't come to see me while I am alive, stay away when I am dead. I need to be cremated so I don't make a mess!