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I would encourage any woman who is suffering imbalance to chat to their doctors, and as a hint, all male medicos I dealt with were not supportive but the girls were!! I wrote a poem -
Although you were “identical” and part of a pair,
I always preferred you, for comfort and usefulness
It wasn’t hard to compare.
Not that your pal was unattractive in anyway,
But you dear left breast, was the one I wanted to stay.
Then after feeding my two babies, with several bouts of mastitis
The years flew and I was confronted with a nasty diagnosis.
You were removed within a week and harsh treatments followed on
It took many months (years) for my brain to feel we had won.
Happy events and experiences followed through the sun filled days
But soon that joy and fun times became a grey haze.
Chronic excruciating pains occurred in neck, shoulder and back
Even my groin was hurting and we all sensed this was something to attack.
Endless tests, appointments, dollars and health professional plans
Resulted in the only recommendation was to remedy that imbalance.
So your dear twin, which by now was really tired
Was in the line for me to say “You are fired”.
That in itself caused many to have angst and worry
And loved ones, for that I am sincerely sorry
But just one week on, I know I should have done this years ago
My twisted spine, caused by Right breast, has already started to straighten
And the gnawing ache below my shoulder blade has flown!
Ah dear breasts, I owe you much, but in the end you both let me down
In differing circumstances,
Now I am liberated, free from appendages and ready to face the world breastless.
The strangest thing that you weighed the same, even after a gap of many years,
And as my body aged and changed shape, you stayed true to your peer.
Life is ahead with only normal “ageing changes”
There is a smile on my face, a twinkle in my eye, watch out world, I am dangerous.