Hey, I've got enough hair now that I can sort of grab it. And EYELASHES!!!! Bald was one thing, weird alien lashless eyes were something else.
Now I'm stressing because I read somewhere that eyelashes have a lifespan of about 100 days and if that's true does it mean they will all fall out at once and I'll be doing some 'rinse and repeat' eyelashes-no-eyelashes nightmare until I give up and buy falsies and audition for Priscilla Queen of the Dessert IV and don't get the gig and will have to work in a call centre where no-one I talk to can actually see me. ***Gasps and remembers to breath***
PS, they don't all fall out at once again, I know that, but what if they do.... I'd be OK with being in a movie about sugar and chocolates, please don't make me do anything that involves sand.
Marg xxx