Oh no the dreaded Cankles (Calfsized ankles),hope I don't get that one <LOL>, sound painful.
I know the farts though - wow,I don't know how that much gas can come out of one body.Mineis worse in the morning (and touch wood) they are not nuclear (or very smelly at all), just copious.
Alsodon't want the weight gain (I need to lose 20+kg to start with,as I have difficulty exercising due to my pre-existing conditions), but have lost 1-2kg so far on TCH mainly becasue of lack of appetite and NO interest in food, and only being able to eat very small portion sizes (often even 1/2 a sandwich is too much).