Nothing to wear except for black pants and flat shoes. Arrrgh.

I'm thinking pink overalls and bare feet. I can pretend I'm making some sort of statement . 

On the upside that outfit minimises the chances of stumbling while going up the stairs and  provides  a convenient handle if I face plant and someone has to pick-me-up. Also minimises the risk of my knickers being exposed in a venue with multiple cameras if I fall down the stairs. 

Anyone getting the hint the stairs are an issue? #myfeetdontwork