Actually sitting here laughing out loud

Just a little story.. Flew from Adelaide to Perth in between lumpectomy and radiotherapy, to visit daughter.  After putting all belongings through the x ray machine, and picking up at the other end I was selected for the bag swab drug test. At this point I had put the zonta pillow back under my arm.  The young man looked at me and asked if I could please open that handbag, pointing to my silky green pillow.  I just looked him in the eye and declared that it was a breast cancer surgery pillow.  I think that all of a sudden he wanted the floor to open up and swallow him.  I hope he is now educated. :D