Did you just blame your pet for your sexless weekend? I've come up with dozen's of reasons why it's all to bloody painful, but I hadn't thought of blaming the Hound... That opens up a whole new range of possibilities. 'Sorry darling, the dog just farted and the stink has ruptured a blood vessel in my eye. No shagging with a bleeding cornea, it's just not safe"
Given the choice of a harbour view with no sex and no eye-watering farts and my own bed with no sex and the bloody dog sneaking in dropping the deadlies, I'll take the view, thanks.Mxx