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  • cranky_granny
    cranky_granny Member Posts: 702 ✭
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    @Blossom1961 They got me one for 40th. No grandkids then. May I’ll go in a clown suit and arrive on a bike or a witches outfit with a strw broom 
  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,574 ✭
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    Keep 'em guessing, @cranky_granny!!  BTW, When is your BD? xx

  • cranky_granny
    cranky_granny Member Posts: 702 ✭
    edited March 2023
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    @arpie Next Thursday 30th
  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,574 ✭
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    As I get older I’ve come to realise the following 10 things:

    I talk to myself because I sometimes need expert advice.

    Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud.

    I don’t need anger management. I need people to use a bit of common sense and stop being so silly.

    My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance for stupidity that might need some work.

    The biggest lie I tell myself is “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it!”

    When I was a child I thought nap time was punishment. Now, it’s like a mini-vacation.

    The day the world runs out of wine is just too terrible to think about.

    Even duct tape can’t fix silly, but it can muffle the sound.

    Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller?

    ‘Getting lucky’ means walking into a room and remembering why I am there.
  • Keeping_positive1
    Keeping_positive1 Member Posts: 555 ✭
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    Stop thinking of them as “hot flashes.” Think of them as your inner child playing with matches.
  • Keeping_positive1
    Keeping_positive1 Member Posts: 555 ✭
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     Now that I’ve gotten older, everything’s finally starting to click for me. My knees, my back, my neck …
  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,574 ✭
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    even more so now ...

  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,574 ✭
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  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,574 ✭
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    LOL ..... Zooming during Lockdown ...

  • cranky_granny
    cranky_granny Member Posts: 702 ✭
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  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,574 ✭
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    LOL

  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,574 ✭
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    Maybe it should be called Brain Fog .... apologies if I've posted it before!   LOL


  • Fufan
    Fufan Member Posts: 123 ✭
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    Ha ha!  I need one of those to get me from the kitchen to the pantry!  😂
  • Julez1958
    Julez1958 Member Posts: 1,121 ✭
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    👏👏👏👏👏

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