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  • cranky_granny
    cranky_granny Member Posts: 702 ✭
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    Dont think I’ve posted this one before

  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,574 ✭
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  • Caz1
    Caz1 Member Posts: 382 ✭
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    @Blossom1961 that tv one is spot on lol  :D
  • Blossom1961
    Blossom1961 Member Posts: 2,375 ✭
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    @arpie My hubby is now worried I might take up knitting 😂
  • SoldierCrab
    SoldierCrab Member Posts: 3,445 ✭
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    a bit of light humour 


  • SoldierCrab
    SoldierCrab Member Posts: 3,445 ✭
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    Image may contain possible text that says To go to the grocery store they said a mask and gloves were enoughth iedeverybody else had clothes on
  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,574 ✭
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    Good ones, @SoldierCrab   There are so many really funny bits going around just now .... and I think we need a good laugh!

  • Blossom1961
    Blossom1961 Member Posts: 2,375 ✭
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    This from a good friend

    I interrupt the COVID-19 pandemic to bring you what happend to me at IGA this arvo...

    I went to buy a bag of food for my dog Simba 

    I'm in line for the checkout and a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.

    I stare at her (those who know me will imagine my 'look') why would I be buying dog food... right?
    So on impulse I told her no, that I didn’t have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but 15 kilos less!

    I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry the biscuits in your bag and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story).

    Shocked, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me. I answered...of course not!

    I was admitted because I bent down to smell the ass of another dog and I was hit by a car!!

    I thought the man behind her was going to collapse he was laughing so hard!

    I have to confess... this is of course was made up to make you smile 😜

  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,574 ✭
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    Yep - I reckon this would work!!


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