Life with Cancer
When I woke up this morning, the world was all cancer. So I got up and had some cancer, went into the cancer and put on the cancer. After I finished my cancer, I went and had a cancer, and then put on my cancer and went to cancer. On the way to cancer, I remembered cancer, and I thought “Oh cancer, how could I have forgotten cancer?” It was really funny, because I’m cancer sometimes!
The whole day at cancer was totally cancer. I drove home and walked through the cancer. There was cancer on the television, in the paper and on the radio. I tried to make myself some cancer, but I felt too cancer, so I dialled out for some cancer. After watching a few episodes of cancer, I had a cancer and went to cancer. I read a cancer for a while, but I couldn’t concentrate after all the cancer.
Sometimes I get sick of my whole life being about cancer.