Christmas giggles...... even if you don’t like Christmas
onemargie
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Here’s some corny Christmas jokes to make you giggle feel free to add some more
Q: What do snowmen use to make snow babies?
A: Snowballs
What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
How dose santa get his Reindeer to fly? He uses Red Bull because it gives you wings!
Dear santa... I’ve been good all year....okay most of the time.....ok almost never ... fuck ya then I’ll buy my own shit then!!
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Apparently crawling into Santa’s lap saying ‘I’ve been a bad bad girl’ isn’t acceptable at the mall… who knew…3
