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Re: Night Howls
Ah, Ally. It's a bit like playing 30 second scrabble. Only after you've played your move do you see how it could be improved. I really wanted to add a bit "It's built to take a real pounding, so does well under the bus. Unfortunately if it gets its wee fingers caught in the door tracks I need my bike tube repair kit before I use it again. Either way, it does catch the eye of the security cameras which seem to ignore me if I'm on my own."
Zoffiel
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Re: Night Howls
@AllyJay lets go one better than a mannequin. I thing a blow up sex doll is required for that job. I have no idea where you would get one, but it would be front page news if you pulled it off.
Disabled cancer survivor multitasks sex toy.
Cancer survivor **** has discovered a novel product that has solved a number of her equity of access issues.
**** purchased an inflatable doll, usually marketed to partner-less men, which has enabled her to engage in a variety of activities which were previously difficult.
"It works really well" states ****. 'It is a perfect foil for my current invisible status. I can throw it under a bus to stop traffic if I need to cross the road or jamb open an automatic door for long enough to get through. The doll deflates sufficiently that I can stow it in my walker when I don't need it, however I think a subsidy for a small battery operated compressor would avoid the extra time I spend on sidewalks appearing to engage in sex acts with fake woman.'
When asked if the product has any other uses, **** replied ' I'd prefer not to know what use it is to my partner because people with cancer shouldn't think about sex if they can't have it.'
Disabled cancer survivor multitasks sex toy.
Cancer survivor **** has discovered a novel product that has solved a number of her equity of access issues.
**** purchased an inflatable doll, usually marketed to partner-less men, which has enabled her to engage in a variety of activities which were previously difficult.
"It works really well" states ****. 'It is a perfect foil for my current invisible status. I can throw it under a bus to stop traffic if I need to cross the road or jamb open an automatic door for long enough to get through. The doll deflates sufficiently that I can stow it in my walker when I don't need it, however I think a subsidy for a small battery operated compressor would avoid the extra time I spend on sidewalks appearing to engage in sex acts with fake woman.'
When asked if the product has any other uses, **** replied ' I'd prefer not to know what use it is to my partner because people with cancer shouldn't think about sex if they can't have it.'
Zoffiel
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Re: Night Howls
@Zoffiel...the thing is, I would still have gone arse over tit....whoopsie....I don't have tits anymore, not even a nipple. Ummm...arse over scarred sternum perhaps??? By the time it stopped (if it ever would have), I would have been ten pin bowled anyway. Next time, I'll take me a shop mannikin, toss it in and film as per request. I, however, am the only person over the age of six in Australia who doesn't have a mobile phone, so will have to alert my Bearded One to have his at the ready. I'll also ensure I purchase a packed of adult nappies and install one before commencing the journey, so that when I pack up laughing, I don't disgrace myself.
AllyJay
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Re: Night Howls
@allyjay , I wonder if revolving doors are like lift doors that freeze of retract if something gets jammed in them or doesn't move fast enough? You'd think they would have to. Surely Maybe next time wedge the walker in or choose an innocent bystander as a sacrifice and see what happens? Please film it 
Zoffiel
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Re: Night Howls
@Zoffiel, here's another picture to add to your collection. Yesterday, there was me, walker and all, standing on the pavement outside a building in Chatswood, where I had an appointment for a chest CT scan. Problem was, there was an automatic revolving door, a F***ing FAST revolving door, which I would have to get through, wheelie walker, buggered knees and all, before I was swiped to the floor and dragged round and around. The fire exit door to the side, could only be opened from within the foyer. So....close your eyes and picture Z. Z. Top here), had to navigate the aforementioned revolving door, enter the foyer, open the fire escape and let me hobble in. Pity the poor Nanna or Pops who's flying solo...
AllyJay
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Re: Painful/stiff hands and feet post chemo
Easier to crack than codeine these days @Sister
kezmusc
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Re: Night Howls
@allyjay, I don't think they understand we are not demanding a good night's sleep every night. We just want to be able to have one occasionally. 20 serapax last me 3 months. Thankfully my very sensible GP is OK with both my long term sleepers and pain pills--provided I don't push my luck and use more than my agreed allocation.
As far as addiction is concerned, yes it happens but if the dosages are kept to a bare minimum you've got to wonder how great the risk is. And even if you do get to really, really like them I can't imagine you taking to a life of crime to support your habit.
Mind you, you'd make an interesting burglar. I've got this vision of you trying to break into a house to steal the silverware. Walker? Check. Assorted support devices? Check. Totally wrapped in blankets to dampen the sound of creaking joints? Check. All you'd have to do then is find a mark that has no stairs and ample parking
As far as addiction is concerned, yes it happens but if the dosages are kept to a bare minimum you've got to wonder how great the risk is. And even if you do get to really, really like them I can't imagine you taking to a life of crime to support your habit.
Mind you, you'd make an interesting burglar. I've got this vision of you trying to break into a house to steal the silverware. Walker? Check. Assorted support devices? Check. Totally wrapped in blankets to dampen the sound of creaking joints? Check. All you'd have to do then is find a mark that has no stairs and ample parking
Zoffiel
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